The Lord Derby, Odiham, Hampshire

On first glance these are just your average pub toilets - quite small, but clean and well-equipped. However, while I was washing my hands I noticed a box of treats which had been placed next to the sink for the use of the toilet-goer.

Contents of the box included: Moisturiser, tampons & other sanitary products, hairspray, and some deodorant/body spray.
I didn't make use of any of these items, but I liked the touch. Very friendly.

Note: I later sent my Dad to the gents to see if there were any free giveaways in there. Unfortunately, the answer was no, but he did say there were some paintings of dancing girls on the walls.

The Hobgoblin, Brighton

These toilets were a bit of a treat as they have chalkboards on the back of the cubicle doors for entertainment. A lovely feature!

On the whole the toilets were quite average. Unfortunately they had those metal toilet bowls, usually found in unpleasant places such as public toilets or the Honey club.

The chalk boards were definitely a redeeming feature though and hopefully will prevent people from writing nonsense all over the rest of the walls with biro & lipstick.

The Sir Charles Napier, Hanover

I liked these toilets as I felt a bit like I was in a cottage (the door handles were very low). There are quite low ceilings so maybe not the best location for tall people. Well-stocked though, and the morris dancers are friendly!

The Quadrant, Brighton

Not such a good one here. It looked like someone had been sick (a long time ago...?) on the back of the toilet and there was an overpowering smell of coconut air freshener. Not so fresh.

The downstairs toilet might have been better.

The Reservoir, Brighton

Good toilets downstairs. I like the sit-on basin wooden bits around the sink. Light and clean.

Golden Galleon, Cuckmere Haven

Just down the road from the Seven Sisters Visitors Centre and a highly recommended option. Cosy, clean, and with an illustration of Victor Meldrew on the wall. What more could you ask for?
The only downside was the soap (not such a pleasant smell).


I liked the old fashioned iron lock and the handy hook on the door to hang your bags.
-Yumi